Mr. Bendo

 GREETINGS, HUMANS.  IT IS I, MR. BENDO!  I LIVE IN SIOUX FALLS, AND I LOVE ALL HUMANS, EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE WHO DROVE HIS CAR INTO MY LEG AND BROKE IT.  THAT HUMAN INCURRED MY WRATH, AND ONCE MY CREATOR HAD HEALED ME, I LEFT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, FOUND HIM, AND BROKE HIS LEG.  AND THE REST OF HIM.  HUMANS ARE SO FRAGILE....

BUT THESE HUMANS...THESE HUMANS ARE MY FRIENDS.  MR. BENDO LOVES HUMANS...