Sunday, April 28, 2013

Oracle Chamber of Secrets


This, my friends, is the "oracle chamber."  The oracle chamber features a "secret bed," below the "speaking tube," (I'll get back to that) the bed being a niche large enough for a person to squeeze through (ugh claustrophobic) and be completely hidden yet still be able to see everything going on in the main chamber.  Words spoken through the stone-lined speaking tube pop up through the "sacrificial table" (next post) which obviously allows for some super awesome commentary:  "THE GODS SAY YOU SMELL LIKE THE REAR QUARTERS OF A SKUNK!  IT'SSSSSSSSSSS STABBING TIME!  NICE BOWELS!"  etc.  Lizzie and I crawled through the scary, dark chamber, (which looks way lighter in the camera shot) said hey to the oracle, asked for some rather specific blessings, and left gifts of shiny stones for her before exiting through the aptly named "exit," which is actually just a hole knocked out by vandals, or a basilisk.  Your choice.

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