Sunday, April 28, 2013

Lying about a Sacrificial Table


This way to the sacrificial table!!  The sacrificial table is a big stone slab which you can't actually get to because it is fenced off, but it is called the sacrificial table because it is over the oracle chamber, and has channels carved in it to collect blood.  Scientists who are NO FUN AT ALL claim instead that this sacrificial table is really a lye leaching stone which was commonly found on old farms, this lye leaching from wood ashes being the first step in soap making.  Since we couldn't touch the actual sacrificial table, we reenacted it on this fallen log, and the Gods were apparently not interested in a pasty redhead who was wearing stupid shoes.  WORST SACRIFICE EVER.


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