ROAD TRIP!!!!!!1!1!!!
We left in Elizabeth's Prius, which shall for this trip take the honorific "Hybrid Maude," at 9 am. Our mission for the day was simple--drive as far as we could without completely losing our minds.
Statistics:
States crossed: 7
States Peed in: 4
Diet Cokes Consumed: 9
Bags of trail mix consumed: 1
Cows Seen: 57
Songs Caterwauled: Innumberable
And now, a mystery. Even though it ranks #48 out of 50 in terms of area (and awesomeness), Connecticut always takes FOREVER to get through, against the very laws of physics. Lizzie and I decided to amuse ourselves by treating the state's name like Voldemort, its very utterance a taboo. It turns out I am sort of like Harry Potter, and couldn't stop accidentally saying Connecticut, summoning its evil to menace us. While in CT, we had to stop at a Dunkies to hit the bathroom, and decided that we'd try to make it all the way to PA before doing so again. Putting the P back in PA, if you will. After four days, we finally made it out of CT, dumping out into NYC traffic, and then through beauteous NJ (j/k the parts we saw were nasty) and finally, dear lord, finally into PA.
Smile. You're in Pennsylvania, and you didn't pee your pants.
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