CASTLE TIME MOFO

 So tonight we're taking a break from our normal squalor, and are staying in a castle, complete with hedge maze, ruins from the Norman era, swans, horses, croquet, etc.  Our room has a hallway that you have to go down to get to your bathroom.  I already made Lizzie promise that she'll come get me when she hears me crying because I got lost on the way to the toilet. 

No promises that I won't fear-pee on the floor before she finds me.