Portland is not the same as Portsmouth

Hi everyone!  So it's Memorial Day weekend, and May in scenic New England seems to vacillate between being 80 and sunny, and 50 and rainy.  Today was 50 and rainy, so I put on my Massachusetts uniform (grey hooded sweatshirt with Boston sports team emblazoned on it, shitty jeans that could be sweat pants, and crappy sneakers) and headed over to Lizzie's so we and our frizzy hair (okay, my frizzy hair) could take the trip to Portland, ME, which is not be confused with Portsmouth, NH.  But seriously--stop confusing me with your similar names, Ports of land and mouth...